Dear Diary,
I had an amazing day today! I went to the Park and there was a jungle gym and a swing set and so much fun stuff to play with. I made a new friend. His name is Eric Carle. He is a caterpillar and a very hungry one at that.
I got to ride on this awesome car. I pretended that I was in the drive thru at Farmer Boys. Mmmm I love the Farmer’s burger, especially when I dip every bite in ranch dressing (the nectar of the gods). Oh man Diary, I am so hungry now too!
I played on the jungle gym and went down the spirally twisty slide and there was a bumpy one too.
There was a really cool bridge and I pretended that I was KoonKoon High King of Soplentia and Eric Carle was Knight of all the realms. Although it wasn’t like Game of Thrones, if anything I sat upon the rubber throne. Eric Carle thought that was pretty funny. He loves the show like I do and he has a big crush on Danaerys, although he would be so embarrassed if he knew I told you Diary. My favorite character is Tyrion Lannister, he is so awesome!
It was a lot of fun and once we were done larping, we moved over to the swings and we swung so high that I thought I was going to fall into the woodchips. Then I need a little break because I was winded. I have asthma, I got it from my mom but it’s not her fault.
It was awesome, we played until it got dark and until we were too tired. I can’t play like when I was younger, I’m 20 years old and I feel it. Although my mom says 20 is just a baby, I don’t believe her sometimes. I think its time for a Krispy Kreme run, I am so hungry!
Good Night Diary Until Tomorrow,
KoonKoon the Conqueror




