Dean of the Moment

Dear Diary, I have decided to stick with this experiment.  I have gotten so many compliments from the humans about the third voice posts and everyone wants me to start writing a book, so I have decided to do it. Today went like this: KoonKoon gathered up the rest of the folders on his desk…

Mallrats

Dear Diary, June has been a busy month.  Today I am going to try the third person voice again.  A lot of people really liked it and actually said that I should write books for children!  It’s a very exciting idea. On the tone of his alarm, KoonKoon woke up very excited; today his mother…

The Lobster and the 20th

Dear Diary, Today I’m going to try something different. I’m going to write about my day using the 3rd person voice. It’s a creative writing exercise. I learned about it when I started college and I’ve always wanted to try it out since. So here it goes diary, don’t laugh. KoonKoon awoke to his alarm…

Free and Loose in Wine Country

Dear Diary, Today was awesome! Mommy and I hung out with Ariel, one of my moms humans. She was a lot of fun and she brought over Jennie, a penguin who is really cool and she watches The Walking Dead too, like me. Ariel and mom had a sleepover on Saturday so she was here…

The Fiction in the Pulp

Dear Diary, Today was a very productive day. I got up and went to work as usual. I was working with Bridget today, the human from the third floor. She’s really nice and is always a lot of fun to work with, she even laughs at all of my cheesy puns and word plays. She…

Castle on the Hilltop

Dear Diary Today I went on an awesome adventure. I wasn’t expecting to when I woke up. Its my day off of work and I just wanted to lie in bed and just read a book. I didn’t want to get up at all for anything. Then I got hungry and I decided that I…

The Magical World of Triple A

Dear Diary, Today was a very interesting day.  I needed to go to Triple A to find out what I need to do to renew my registration once my truck is out of the shop.  It was really tricky to find buses to take me they’re so I decided to take a taxi. A taxi,…

Larping in the Park

Dear Diary, I had an amazing day today!  I went to the Park and there was a jungle gym and a swing set and so much fun stuff to play with.  I made a new friend.  His name is Eric Carle.  He is a caterpillar and a very hungry one at that. I got to…

Lunch and the Library

Dear Diary, Today I was feeling bored on my lunch break from work so I racked my raccoon brain and decided that I wanted something to read. Of course work is too far away from my cloom, so I couldn’t go home to get a book.  My cloom is where I sleep because it’s my…

Murder on the Midnight Express

Dear Diary, Today was a crazy day.  I went on a train for a dinner party that Lobsty invited me to. The train was great, there were so many fancy cars. We were all sitting down eating dinner eating some delectable steaks. Then the lights went out and there was silence followed by a really…