Dear Diary, Today was awesome! Mommy and I hung out with Ariel, one of my moms humans. She was a lot of fun and she brought over Jennie, a penguin who is really cool and she watches The Walking Dead too, like me. Ariel and mom had a sleepover on Saturday so she was here…

Dear Diary, Today was a very productive day. I got up and went to work as usual. I was working with Bridget today, the human from the third floor. She’s really nice and is always a lot of fun to work with, she even laughs at all of my cheesy puns and word plays. She…

Dear Diary Today I went on an awesome adventure. I wasn’t expecting to when I woke up. Its my day off of work and I just wanted to lie in bed and just read a book. I didn’t want to get up at all for anything. Then I got hungry and I decided that I…

Dear Diary, Today was a very interesting day.  I needed to go to Triple A to find out what I need to do to renew my registration once my truck is out of the shop.  It was really tricky to find buses to take me they’re so I decided to take a taxi. A taxi,…

Dear Diary, I had an amazing day today!  I went to the Park and there was a jungle gym and a swing set and so much fun stuff to play with.  I made a new friend.  His name is Eric Carle.  He is a caterpillar and a very hungry one at that. I got to…

Dear Diary, Today was a crazy day.  I went on a train for a dinner party that Lobsty invited me to. The train was great, there were so many fancy cars. We were all sitting down eating dinner eating some delectable steaks. Then the lights went out and there was silence followed by a really…

Dear Diary, I had the best day today.  Today was my cousin Fred’s Eighth Birthday. After my mom finished cleaning up for the party, grandma took us to the park for Fred’s baseball game. He’s on my favorite team, The Dodgers. He played really well and I even got a cheeseburger from the snackbar.  It…